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A Wolf at My Door - Salvador Dali in a lawn chair.
I'm invisible without 3D glasses.
lost_angel
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A Wolf at My Door
And Sebastian in zordac's chair before we reconfigured the office (which makes much better use of space now). Picture selection as per everraven's request.



Fun with ICQ
zordac was expecting a gig of memory to arrive today from newegg.com.

[11:14] ginger: Oh! What's that?! I think I hear a knocking...
[11:14] ginger: It must be the big scary wolf outside my door!
[11:15] ginger: Could it be? Could it be he's come to eat me?
[11:15] ginger: ::gasp:: He's wearing a Fed Ex uniform. Oh I love wolves in uniform!
[11:16] ginger: Oh look! He's brought me a present. I wonder if there are cookies inside...
[11:16] ginger: ::shakes the box:: You know, I hear the best way to check box-innards is to smash it with a hammer!!
[11:16] ginger: ::pulls a five-foot sledge-hammer out of her pocket:: Let's see what's in this thing...
[11:20] jimmy.palmer: NOOOOOOO!!!!!, wait, it might be a bomb
[11:22] ginger: Oh god! A bomb! I'll take it outside and throw it in a puddle to defuse it.
[11:23] jimmy.palmer: no,no, some bombs have reagents that are sensitive to water, that might set it off
[11:24] ginger: ::stops, confused:: Milk? I could fill the tub up with milk!
[11:24] jimmy.palmer: lactose is a bad acid....would not be pretty
[11:25] ginger: Fine, I'll bury it in dirty cat litter and it will weigh the bomb down.
[11:30] jimmy.palmer: Oh dear, think of what the clean up will be like if it does explode......maybe, you should open my computer case, stick it in there, close the computer case back up....that way, the metal case will contain the explosion?
[11:31] ginger: What a novel idea. I'll make the cats do it, right away.
[11:32] jimmy.palmer: Sweet, make sure they wear paw mittens

Time for lunch.

mood: hungry hungry
music: Ram Jam - "Black Betty"

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everraven From: everraven Date: June 12th, 2003 10:02 am (UTC) (link)

*gleee!*

BASTIAN! Once again I say, he's gotten so big! *snif* they grow up so fast don't they! He has that very "My chair, yes, my chair" *grin*

I bet he can't hang from the curtins now *laugh*
wyldkyss From: wyldkyss Date: June 12th, 2003 10:06 am (UTC) (link)
Newegg is pretty cool. Built my whole machine from parts via them, well minus my TEH SWEET HARDDRIVE. hehe.
maxine From: maxine Date: June 12th, 2003 12:14 pm (UTC) (link)
i need to get pictures of fat bastard, and aggie-poopoohead

i will be down to one kitty soon :( aggies bladder has forced him to be a barn kitty.. no teetee in the house. and jeremy just eats EVERYTHING. weighs 22pounds. he is a fat bastard. thinks hes a dog too.
adara1031 From: adara1031 Date: June 12th, 2003 03:00 pm (UTC) (link)
sebastian and Izzy are sooo cute! And they're huge! What are you feeding them? Miracle Gro?
lost_angel From: lost_angel Date: June 12th, 2003 03:22 pm (UTC) (link)
To everraven and adara1031, I fed them Iams Kitten formula for (it says for the first year) eight months. And the vet said they were waaaay too fat for their age, so now they're on Iams Weight Control. They both have huge bellies.
adara1031 From: adara1031 Date: June 12th, 2003 03:31 pm (UTC) (link)

Re:

maybe I need to feed that to Iggy -- he's so pitifully skinny
lost_angel From: lost_angel Date: June 12th, 2003 04:03 pm (UTC) (link)
He will put on weight like a Santa suit.
adara1031 From: adara1031 Date: June 12th, 2003 04:17 pm (UTC) (link)

Re:

I hope so
abandyn From: abandyn Date: June 12th, 2003 09:36 pm (UTC) (link)
I suppose that it would be depressingly anal of me to note that lactose makes a bad acid because it isn't one. Lactose is essentially milk sugar, thus the -ose as a suffix. Lactic acid is what jimmy meant, I am sure, and he is correct. It is a lousy acid. :)

And I have to agree with the consensus; that is one adorable cat.
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