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Partially true responses, partially what I perceive myself, partially what I really wish I could be. - Salvador Dali in a lawn chair.
I'm invisible without 3D glasses.
Partially true responses, partially what I perceive myself, partially what I really wish I could be.
If I were a stone, I would be...a striped piece of gray gravel that lines the driveway to my family's farm.

If I were a tree, I would be...the small but sturdy dogwood I climbed as a child.

If I were a bird, I would be...a plump pigeon chillin' at Ueno Park in Tokyo with all the other pigeons and crows that haunt the streets of Tokyo.

If I were an insect, I would be...a spider since so many people in the world are arachnophobic.

If I were a machine, I would be...a Mississippi riverboat.

If I were a tool, I would be...a pair of scissors.

If I were a fruit, I would be...a strawberry.

If I were a flower, I would be...a wildflower picked for my grandmother or tied in a young girl's hair.

If I were a kind of weather, I would be...the violent, bone-chilling winds that sweep up seaside docks after a storm or along the Great Wall.

If I were a mythical creature, I would be...a mermaid.

If I were a musical instrument, I would be...a Spanish guitar.

If I were a kind of profession, I would be...a history teacher or gypsy peddler.

If I were an animal, I would be...a runt barn cat.

If I were anything in the world, I would be...a second chance...or just myself, with all my flaws and all my memories.

If I were a color, I would be...midnight blue.

If I were a fragrance, I would be...the warm, tingly smell of sex and rich vanilla.

If I were an emotion, I would be...lost and discontent.

If I were a state or feeling, I would be...freedom.

If I were a vegetable, I would be...a mushroom.

If I were a sound, I would be...the sound of wind chimes on a summer afternoon or the whistle of a night train.

If I were an element, I would be...wtf? I hated chemistry; what is this crap?

mood: hungry hungry
music: Final Fantasy IX boss theme cause Raven just beat it.

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