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A Cow, a Matador, and a Man in a TuTu - Salvador Dali in a lawn chair.
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A Cow, a Matador, and a Man in a TuTu
Last Monday a Pentecostal missionary named Donnie Morris from Dublin, GA, showed up on campus and started spouting inflammatory religious comments to a quickly gathering crowd. Like most sidewalk Bible-beaters, he used anger-inciting language and accusations to snatch attention from the typical, "I'm-too-sleepy-to-walk" student zombies and campus sorority girls.

This type of incident isn't abnormal for college campuses. Ole Miss had a rather persistant black man who routinely dressed in a mock Civil War Confederate uniform and spouted his pride for and protection of his Southern heritage and right to wave the Confederate flag.

Mr. Morris, who travels to college campuses all over the country with his wife to bring students into "the fold", did attract a fairly large group of Ole Miss onlookers, alright, but not everything went according to his plans. There were a few interruptions. Most were typical, like the students bursting into the "Hotty Totty" chant and a few disagreeing students singing "What If God Was One of Us?".

However, one response was, shall we say, not so typical.

Perhaps the oddest incident was when a person dressed as a cow and being chased by someone dressed as a matador and another in a tutu was tackled in the middle of the group before running off behind the Union.

I've re-read the article three times and still can't stop laughing.

mood: giggly giggly

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wyldkyss From: wyldkyss Date: October 23rd, 2003 05:58 am (UTC) (link)
*laughs* now THAT is amusing.
alcamar From: alcamar Date: October 23rd, 2003 10:03 am (UTC) (link)
SWEET, I likes :) Halloween comes early :)
Maybe we can get some people together and go do this next time someone comes and starts pissing off people :)
yermie From: yermie Date: October 23rd, 2003 10:23 am (UTC) (link)

Cow and matador and tutu...

Reminds me of this story about what you should (and shouldn't) do when the KKK comes to town. Some of them are very funny. Some are downright sidesplittingly hilarious...

Like having someone dress as Jesus march with them, talking about how he's so proud of them....

Or having a parallel march of clowns... with seltzer bottles.....

alcamar From: alcamar Date: October 23rd, 2003 01:13 pm (UTC) (link)

Re: Cow and matador and tutu...

LOL, nice. I'm just invisioning Will walking down the street side by side with the KKK, telling them he's so proud..., That'd be some damn fun, though I'd almost be afraid of fights breaking out cuz of it. Even still....
yermie From: yermie Date: October 23rd, 2003 01:53 pm (UTC) (link)

Re: Cow and matador and tutu...

Personally, the fundrasing pledge drive sounds good to me...

(A quick summary for those too lazy to click the link above: Choose a "minority" charity (NAACP or equivalent), go to businesses / door to door requesting donations per minute the KKK is "marching"... then, show up and try to incite them to stay as long as possible.)

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