Stronger and harder than a bad girl's dream. (lost_angel) wrote,
Stronger and harder than a bad girl's dream.
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To begin, Posey owns an AK 47 which Matt and ginger keep hidden from him just in case he gets angry, and tell him where it is when they want him to get angry at someone else.

Ginger, putting away the ironing board, gasps and yells to Matt, offstage: "Uh-oh, baby, I knocked over the AK."

Matt, jogging from the bedroom, "What? Don't tell me y-."

Matt sees the long gun lying on the kitchen floor. He calmly exits stage left to the bedroom.

Ginger: "Um, baby, did you hear me? I knocked over the AK."

Matt: "Ginger, that's a BB gun."

Ginger, embarrassed: "You're kidding, right? I just mistook a BB gun for an AK 47."

Matt: "You mean I could hold you up with just a BB gun?"

Ginger, laughing hysterically: "I guess so. I need to watch some more Tales of the Gun on The History Channel for my own protection."
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