Ginger, putting away the ironing board, gasps and yells to Matt, offstage: "Uh-oh, baby, I knocked over the AK."
Matt, jogging from the bedroom, "What? Don't tell me y-."
Matt sees the long gun lying on the kitchen floor. He calmly exits stage left to the bedroom.
Ginger: "Um, baby, did you hear me? I knocked over the AK."
Matt: "Ginger, that's a BB gun."
Ginger, embarrassed: "You're kidding, right? I just mistook a BB gun for an AK 47."
Matt: "You mean I could hold you up with just a BB gun?"
Ginger, laughing hysterically: "I guess so. I need to watch some more Tales of the Gun on The History Channel for my own protection."