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ROAD TRIP! - Salvador Dali in a lawn chair.
I'm invisible without 3D glasses.
lost_angel
lost_angel
ROAD TRIP!
In the spirit of all nighters, drives across country, silly pit stops, mud riding, and wild detours to check out some cock-eyed Mississippi off-road oddity, I responded affirmatively to a call from Memphis at approximately 10:30 PM on Friday night.

The briefing: Wendy and Matt, the new Stine couple. A missing SUV, last known location is Hattiesburg, MS, some 350 miles from current position. Last seen a week ago when they left for their honeymoon.

The new couple is in dire need of an all-nighter, caffeine-wired, entertainment specialist and driver extraordinaire to facilitate the reclaiming of said vehicle. Job description includes keeping the driver awake at all times, making suggested stops along a well-known course, providing off-the-wall humor to keep it lively. Light driving required.

They know I do this kind of stupid shit all the time.

I am in.

This is my specialty. I am the Queen of the Road, master of the long-ass drive in the middle of the night, Expert all-nighter.

They arrive at midnight. We return 6 PM Saturday afternoon.

Mission accomplished.


-ginger-
Available "round the clock" for your road trip and late-night distraction needs.

mood: accomplished accomplished
music: Dixie Chicks - "Ready to Run"

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Comments
maxine From: maxine Date: August 13th, 2001 12:43 am (UTC) (link)
and i dub thee queen of road trips :)
From: starbuckanear Date: August 15th, 2001 03:18 am (UTC) (link)
-ginger-
Available "round the clock" for your road trip and late-night distraction needs.

Hmmm,
I never thought of you as a late-night distraction, diversion maybe, but NEVER a distraction.
From: starbuckanear Date: August 15th, 2001 03:20 am (UTC) (link)
Wow, I'm gonna catch it for THAT one
lost_angel From: lost_angel Date: August 16th, 2001 02:38 am (UTC) (link)

A blond moment

I don't get it.

really.
From: starbuckanear Date: August 16th, 2001 04:44 am (UTC) (link)

Re: A blond moment

Sleep on it, then get back to me. If you still don't get it...
Good.
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