The briefing: Wendy and Matt, the new Stine couple. A missing SUV, last known location is Hattiesburg, MS, some 350 miles from current position. Last seen a week ago when they left for their honeymoon.
The new couple is in dire need of an all-nighter, caffeine-wired, entertainment specialist and driver extraordinaire to facilitate the reclaiming of said vehicle. Job description includes keeping the driver awake at all times, making suggested stops along a well-known course, providing off-the-wall humor to keep it lively. Light driving required.
They know I do this kind of stupid shit all the time.
I am in.
This is my specialty. I am the Queen of the Road, master of the long-ass drive in the middle of the night, Expert all-nighter.
They arrive at midnight. We return 6 PM Saturday afternoon.
Available "round the clock" for your road trip and late-night distraction needs.