That's not really fair, I suppose. I've never had complaint with the Dave-population.
The story is more serious than just about Dave-names, but it's worth reading on all counts. I've even been requested to explain the source of the name Monkey Dave, so I figured it would be just as well for Monkey to introduce himself. Look for this same LJ icon to respond to my comment so she knows which story you belong to :)
All those interested in Dave-names, take notice!