"I have no idea what the value of a soul is. Perhaps it's (virtue divided by lechery) times intent."
-Sol Furic, Asherons Call cohort
"You have to hate people like that; the planets align just so they can walk across the street."
-me when lamenting that someone who got a high-end GeForce 4 for $150 because it was mispriced and didn't realize how cool it was.
"Subtlety only works on subtle people."
-Kirk, a.k.a. starbuckanear, when he was visiting on leave
"Lionel Richie is like a black Neil Diamond, only not Jewish."
-me on the way home last night, barely awake