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PlayBoy Shmae-boy - Salvador Dali in a lawn chair.
I'm invisible without 3D glasses.
PlayBoy Shmae-boy
I got my first issue of PlayBoy today.

Before you ask, it's free. They sent me a year's subscription as a complimentary gift since I was on their catalog mailing list.

I was only on the mailing list because maxine worked some hours for me for the Space Law Center and she wanted to be paid for some of her hours by my buying a gift (director's chair) from the PB catalog for her boyfriend (I had a credit card, she didn't). The chair was out of stock so I've never bought anything from them at all. So when they offered me a free subscription, I figured what the hell.

I was flipping through it in the Micky D's drive through today while zordac and I were out running errands. September's Playmate of the Month is Shallan A. Meiers. In her data sheet, she says she has size D breasts. To anyone who knows anything about breasts, that is such a lie.

Mine are bigger than hers and I completely fill a C-cup. I mention my own breasts because they are a point of reference of which I am sure of the size. I buy my own bras for goodness's sake. (This is not a ridiculous, covert excuse to talk about my breasts, I swear. We talk about them every night when everraven and I are fighting over who gets shotgun.)

Admittedly she's a very lovely girl, but I just thought it funny. I wonder if all the playmates say that they have D's (some really have D's are larger, some don't) and the guys would never know the difference. Or perhaps the magazine designers just write in the information they know the readers would like to see. The male readers just see "D" and are mesmerized by that one letter, without ever knowing that they really aren't that size.

mood: amused amused
music: Blue Man Group - "Rods and Cones"

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adara1031 From: adara1031 Date: August 6th, 2002 07:31 pm (UTC) (link)
well, cup size is relative to band size.... for example, a 34D will have smaller breasts than a 40D, but they are both D cups because their bust measurement is 4 inches greater than their band measurement... does that make any sense?
lost_angel From: lost_angel Date: August 6th, 2002 07:48 pm (UTC) (link)
Yes, that does make sense actually.

I never knew. ::laugh::

I'm actually kind of embarrassed about scolding her in my journal then.
adara1031 From: adara1031 Date: August 6th, 2002 07:58 pm (UTC) (link)
no worries.... besides, cup shape plays a part in it as well -- a full figured C cup holds a helluva lot more boob than a tiny demi D cup...
havoknkaos From: havoknkaos Date: August 7th, 2002 03:24 am (UTC) (link)
Hey, size isn't everything, y'know. *grin*
maxine From: maxine Date: August 7th, 2002 06:39 am (UTC) (link)
HEHEHE that is funny. it is all my fault.. at least you had something funny to talk about
gsan From: gsan Date: August 7th, 2002 07:47 am (UTC) (link)


bah... like it's really the paper measurements that counts, anyway...

I rather think it's how the breasts look on the girl in question, than what 'letter' they fall under
lost_angel From: lost_angel Date: August 7th, 2002 03:53 pm (UTC) (link)
That's a very good point, G-sama. The measurement doesn't count. I thought it interesting because I thought that the size had been altered on the paper just to have guys ogle.

Her breasts did go well with the rest of her body and her face was lovely.
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